1001 photos funny with super naughty girls - Part 2

They are super naughty girls - funny naughty women around the world. In other word, they are jovially and cheerful ladies.

Quotes of funny girls

• How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.
• How to find a wife… Step 1 of 2: Find a woman you like now but you know you’re going to hate in 5 or less years. Give her your house.
• How to turn a fox into an elephant? Marry her.
• I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance – By- By a sharp, vindictive glance.
• I am the boss in this house my wife told me so.
• I could sooner reconcile all Europe than two women.
• I don’t condone wife beating, but I understand it!
• I don’t get why girls go to college, you don’t need a degree to make a sandwich.
• I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. – By Joan Rivers
• I hate women because they always know where things are. – By James Thurber, American Humorist
• I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm. – By Ogden Nash
• I hope that you all enjoyed these funny, interesting and incredibly true quotes about women!
• I like my whisky old and my women young.
• I love women. They're the best thing ever created. If they want to be like men and come down to our level, that's fine. – By Mel Gibson
• I married beneath me – all women do. – By Nancy Astor, speech, Oldham, England, 1951
• I never argue now with a woman, I just take my beating like a man.
• I prefer the word homemaker, because housewife always implies that there may be a wife someplace else. – By Bella Abzug
• I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It's the good girls men should be warned against.
• I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason. – By Stanley Baldwin
• I’d much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships. – By Gilda Radner
• I’m a woman.. I’m smart. I never lose an argument. I can cook. I like to read fashion magazines. I love to be right. Men don’t understand us. We must have secret powers, because I don’t understand us, either.
• I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships.
• If a woman insists on being called Ms, ask her if it stands for miserable.
• If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty- Bysix and looks twenty- Bysix, she's damn near forty. – By Chris Rock
• If a woman tells you that she is single by choice, it's probably because no one has chosen her.
• If the world were ruled by women then there would be no war… Just couple of nations not talking with each other.
• If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. – By Aristotle Onassis
• If you see a nice man with great personality, good dressings, nice and high morals and character. What you call him? Yes, a gentle man! Have you ever meet a gentle woman???
• If your wife wants to learn to drive, don’t stand in her way.
• In passing, also, I would like to say that the first time Adam had a chance he laid the blame on woman. – By Nancy Astor, My Two Countries
• Is the reason we have so few female politicians that it would take too long to put make up on their two faces.
• It doesn’t matter how attractive someone is when you marry, even a white cat is black in the dark.
• It is very difficult to tell a woman where you're planning to go..Cos it’s difficult to answer the rest.. WHERE?. WHEN? and FOR WHAT PURPOSE?. And then comes the worst “I WOULD LIKE TO JOIN?”
• It upsets women to be, or not to be, stared at hungrily. – By Mignon McLaughlin
• Man has will; but woman has her way. – By Oliver Wendell Holmes
• Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. – By George Carlin
• Men are from mars, women are from “Do I look fat in these?”.
• Men are from Mars, women are from Venus; ex’s are from Uranus.
• Men are generally more law- By abiding than women. Women have the feeling that since they didn't make the rules, the rules have nothing to do with them.
• Men at most differ as Heaven and Earth, but women, worst and best, as Heaven and Hell. – By Alfred Lord Tennyson
• Men enjoy being thought of as hunters, but are generally too lazy to hunt. Women, on the other hand, love to hunt, but would rather nobody knew it. – By Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
• Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. And they are both disappointed.
• Men socialize by insulting one another, but they don’t really mean it. Women socialize by complimenting one another… But they don’t really mean it, either.
• Men will always delight in a woman whose voice is lined with velvet. – By Brendan Francis
• Men will spend 2 dollars on a 1 dollar item that they desperately need. Women will spend 1 dollar on a 2 dollar item that they don’t need at all.

Naughty Girl 

(Beyoncé songs)

I love to love you baby (I love to love you baby)
I love to love you baby (I love to love you baby)

I'm feeling sexy
I wanna hear you say my name boy
If you can reach me
You can feel my burning flame

I'm feeling kind of n-a-s-t-y
I might just take you home with me
Baby the minute I feel your energy
Your vibe's just taken over me
Start feeling so crazy babe
Lately I feel the funk coming over me
I don't know what's gotten into me
The rhythm's got me feeling so crazy babe

Tonight I'll be your naughty girl (oh)
I'm calling all my girls
We're gonna turn this party out
I know you want my body
Tonight I'll be your naughty girl
Like I'm calling all my girls
I see you look me up and down
And I came to party

You're so sexy, tonight I am all yours boy
The way your body moves across the floor
You got me feelin n-a-s-t-y
I might just take you home with me

Baby the minute I feel your energy
The vibe's just taken over me
Start feeling so crazy babe
Lately I feel the funk coming over me
I don't know what's gotten into me
The rhythm's got me feeling so crazy babe

Tonight I'll be your naughty girl (oh)
I'm calling all my girls
(Oh) We're gonna turn this party out
I know you want my body
Tonight I'll be your naughty girl
Like I'm calling all my girls
I see you look me up and down
And I came to party

I love to love you baby (I love to love you baby)
I love to love you baby (I love to love you baby)
I love to love you baby (I love to love you baby)
I love to love you baby (I love to love you baby)

Tonight I'll be your naughty girl (oh)
I'm calling all my girls
We're gonna turn this party out
I know you want my body
Tonight I'll be your naughty girl
Like I'm calling all my girls
I see you look me up and down
And I came to party

Tonight I'll be your naughty girl (I'll be your naughty girl)
I'm calling all my girls
We're gonna turn this party out (oh)
I know you want my body (oh)
Tonight I'll be your naughty girl (I love to love you baby)
Like I'm calling all my girls
I see you look me up and down (I love to love you baby)
And I came to party

Quotes of funny girls

- A beauty is a woman you notice; a charmer is one who notices you.

- Give a girl the right shoes and she can conquer the world. – By Marilyn Monroe.

- A cosmetic is a boon to every woman, but a girl's best friend is still a near sighted man.

- A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.

- A Frenchwoman, when double- Bycrossed, will kill her rival; the Italian woman would rather kill her deceitful lover; the Englishwoman simply breaks off relations- Bybut they all will console themselves with another man.

- A husband only worries about a particular Other Man; a wife distrusts her whole species. – By Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

- A man gives many question marks, however, a woman is a whole mystery. – By Diana Sturm

- A man may be right or wrong…but a woman is always right

Funny girl quotes

1. A women may be misinformed, mislead, unclear, misguided, and even downright stupid..but she is never ever wrong.
2. After about 20 years of marriage, I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of that one. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. – By Mel Gibson, about what women want
3. Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman.
4. Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent. – By Friedrich Nietzsche
5. All girls can be intelligent..you just gotta act stupid in front of them.
6. All women are basically in competition with each other for a handful of eligible men. – By Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
7. Americans like fat books and thin women.
8. Any woman can fool a man if she wants to and if he's in love with her.
9. As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied. – By Oscar Wilde
10. Because I’m a guy, I think what you’re wearing is fine. I thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go now?
11. Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
12. Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
13. Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.
14. Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.
15. Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women. – By Nicole Hollander
16. Cosmetics is a boon to every woman, but a girl's best friend is still a nearsighted man.
17. Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. – By Mae West
18. Despite my thirty years of research into the woman soul, I have not yet been able to answer the great question that has never been answered: What does a woman want? – By Sigmund Freud
19. Do you not know I am a woman? when I think, I must speak. – By William Shakespeare, As You Like It
20. Don’t judge a women from 100 feet away.
21. Don't argue! You cannot win. You cannot beat a woman in a argument. It's impossible. You will not win. Cause, men, we are handicapped when it comes to arguing cause we have a need to make sense
22. Don't give a woman advice; one should never give a woman anything she can't wear in the evening.
23. Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away. – By Laurence J. Peter
24. Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something he looks worse.
25. Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right – By instantly. – By Sam Slick (Thomas Chandler Haliburton)
26. Fake hair, fake nails, fake eye lash, artificial face and sometimes fake behavior, yet a woman will say she needs a real man.
27. Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue. – By Hermione Gingold
28. For most of history, Anonymous was a woman – By Virginia Woolf
29. From 30 feet away she looked like a lot of class. From 15 feet away she looked like something made up to be seen from 30 feet away. – By Raymond Chandler
30. Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.
31. God did it on purpose so that we may love you men instead of laughing at you. – By Mrs Patrick Campbell, in reply to a male acquaintance who asked why women seem to have no sense of humor.
32. God made Adam first because he didn’t want any advice from Eve how to make Adam.
33. God made women beautiful and foolish,….beautiful that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him.
34. Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time…they're gone.
35. Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
36. High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. – By Christopher Morley

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