Funny pictures of the girl teasing a cow

The girl and a cow

A cow: What are you doing? 

The girl: Do you look me like a cow? 

Funny story of a girl and the cows 

A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows.

"What a cute bunch of cows!" she remarked.

"Not a bunch, herd", her friend replied.

"Heard of what?"

"Herd of cows."

"Of course I've heard of cows."

"No, a cow herd."

"What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!"

Other stories about cows

1. The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later, a cow walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the cow's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!" "Not really," said the cow. "Your name is written inside the cover."

2. There are 2 cows in a field, One cow looks at the other cow and says "moo." The other cow looks back and says "I was just going to say that"

3. One farmer says to another farmer that he had to shoot one of his cows? "Was it mad cow?" asks the other farmer. The farmer replies "Well it wasn't very happy about it".

Source: http://hatcherfamilydairy.studio202.net/Educational/CowJokes.aspx & http://mostfunnyphoto.blogspot.com/2014/10/funny-pictures-of-girl-teasing-cow.html